PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic